And the prognosis is....
Apparently it's a retail faux pas to introduce a customer to earmuffs by saying to them, "And here we have three basic styles: zebra-stripes, black, and chicken pox."
But in my defense, the earmuffs are white with red spots all over them. If they're not contagious, I'll be greatly surprised. Come to think of it, perhaps this explains why I've been feeling ill at work lately. I wonder if Workman's Compensation will buy the notion that an employee has been infected by a pair of earmuffs....
Thought of the Day: if you're attending a Catholic church that is patently lying to its congregation, does that mean you're a member of a Church of the Immaculate Deception?
posted by Phillip at 8:02 AM
